You know you are getting fat

You know you are getting fat when all of a sudden you have an ass. I didnt have an ass before. It was flat. I didnt really care that I had no ass. Today while walking to work, I was looking at the mirror as I was passing by them. I thought to myself ‘Hey! That girl has an ass. ‘ That girl was me (of course). Either I have an ass or my pants just shrunk…. I really dont know. Either way its good and bad. Bad because I’ve gained weight and good because I have an ass. I dont even wear tight pants so whats the damn use of having an ass? Hopefully it doesnt get too big…

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One Response to “You know you are getting fat”

  1. zeina says on November 22nd, 2004 at 5:16 pm :

    hey c’mon now you should be proud!
    think about it this way: no guy wants to grind with an assless girl. lmao

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