Archive for February 24th, 2005

Bearded-Lady

I was working yesterday and this woman came in the store and started complaining to me how one of our signs is half false advertising. The sign says something like Free* (the star information can be found below the sign stating “Buy $25+ and get a egg cup for free”) or buy the cup for $3.50. I do agree that it is false advertising that a regular person will think its free without knowing that you have to purchase something from the store. So she was bitching and complaining to me how the company is putting such false advertising. That her former friend was supposedly dyslexic and she might not have understood that sign since she cant read and all. Then I ask her if she cant read, how does she know its free without reading the word FREE. Well a simple word can be read by a dyslexic person, so she says. Basically she was complaining to me for 5-10 minutes about it while other customers are waiting to be served. There were times when I had to interrupt her and serve the other customers but this woman just didnt give up… :slant: Then she changes the subject about how she had bought a LS cookbook and asked me whether I have it and if I do, have I tried to cook something from it. Blah blah. Basically trying to make convo with me. Then after talking about stupid garbage things, she says “Oh yeah by the way, I’m a lesbian and I was just hitting on you.” :mad: That totally ticked me off. Not because she was gay but the fact that she was hitting on me right after she insults the company that I work. First of, you would think that a gay person would have some kind of a gay-dar or in this case, straight-dar to tell if a person is straight or gay but I guess not after all straight folks have been wrong about people being straight/gay right? Then second, if you want to flirt with me and want me to like you, insulting the company that I work aint going to cut it. You’re just making me mad thus your so-called flirtations just failed. Great way to flirt is NOT to insult their workplace. :sowhat: Thats why she had a beard….(But she had shaved it but I can still see the little hairs and stuff… EW!?? :yuck:

I spent 5 years of my life in an all girls and I’ve never been hit on by a gay person (at least not that I know of) until now…

Posted on February 24th, 2005 by Vanessa  |  4 Comments »